Giantslayer – Cast (Imaginary!)


For the litigious among you, this is pure parody.
Oh, and if you’re one of “the litigious crowd”, please leave.

The Main Cast.

Ambar (Jeff) – played by Jayne Cobb

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Garlin ‘Gary’ Lancaster (Hadyn) – played by Tyrion Lannister

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Hoss (Pasta) – played by Tormund Giantsbane

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Mervyn (Bryan) – played by Gregory House

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The NPCs are after the break…

  • HALGRA – Gwendoline Christie (Brienne of Tarth – Game of Thrones)
  • OMAST FRUM – Bob Hoskins
  • KURST GRATH – Jake Gyllenhall (Nightcrawler)
  • BRINYA KELVER – Jennifer Garner (Alias)
  • SARA MORNINGHAWK – Corey Everson (Double Impact)
  • AGRIT STAGINSDAR – Noomi Rapace (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
  • TYARI VARVATOS – Anne Hathaway
  • BRANTOS CALDERONE – Jason Mamoa (Stargate – Atlantis)
  • KATREZRA – Donald Sutherland
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