For the litigious among you, this is pure parody.
Oh, and if you’re one of “the litigious crowd”, please leave.
The Main Cast.
Ambar (Jeff) – played by Jayne Cobb
Garlin ‘Gary’ Lancaster (Hadyn) – played by Tyrion Lannister
Hoss (Pasta) – played by Tormund Giantsbane
Mervyn (Bryan) – played by Gregory House
The NPCs are after the break…
- HALGRA – Gwendoline Christie (Brienne of Tarth – Game of Thrones)
- OMAST FRUM – Bob Hoskins
- KURST GRATH – Jake Gyllenhall (Nightcrawler)
- BRINYA KELVER – Jennifer Garner (Alias)
- SARA MORNINGHAWK – Corey Everson (Double Impact)
- AGRIT STAGINSDAR – Noomi Rapace (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
- TYARI VARVATOS – Anne Hathaway
- BRANTOS CALDERONE – Jason Mamoa (Stargate – Atlantis)
- KATREZRA – Donald Sutherland